we waterboarded a mechanical turk with an unyielding ream of Data's, and this is what came through the other end:
(we see a keyhole blaring light. if an eye were to peer inside it, the object visible would be a mechanical turk writing an article. the article would be about how epic win of bacon mechanical turks are. the author of that article shall not want for pay. the reader of the article shall be exclusively, other machines. hurry, get 60% off on your own mechanical turk. the keyhole will soon go dark.)